Anyone have any funny names or jokes?

[David M]

eg names : ben dover


those types of things...

 

[Dirk von liechinstein]

Heywood jablowme


Why do jews have such big noses?



















































































because air is free!

 

[Happy Ninja99]

I have 2 jokes...

Want a hurts donut?(The person says yes).Then you slap them and say, hurts done it.

Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!

 

[Sarcastion]

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[kelmkay]

In a Phone book i saw the was someone in it called "Beard, Dick."

 

[Eartha W]

I went to school with a Croation gorl who really was called Arsia Solian

This was most amusing in Australia...where we pronounce a@@ as a rse.

And there was a Vietnamese kid called Phuk Yu. Very funny that one...especially once he realised himself just how twisted up in kots he could get the casual teachers who asked.."So what is your name?"

Only to be faced with the reply "Phuk Yu!"

ROFLMFAO!!

 

[paige-babes]

Omg!,x Go And Get A Lyf Yhooo Sado!!!!!! And Know That isnt A Joke!!!!!!!!!!!:3:/

 

[michealcudd]

what do you call a bull with no legs?


any damn thing you want to cause it ant gona chase you

 

[mchicxoo]

well once in the phonebook i saw a guy named 'john cook', and he lived on hamburger road. i found that pretty funny at the time. haha sorry; that's all i can think of.

 

[extreme gamer]

dick pounder.
seriously its a real name i swear
look it up