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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sell drugs?
-ones a pharmacist and the others a drugdealer
Why do they put cotton in the tops of medication
bottles?
-To remind black people that they were cotton pickeres before they were drug dealers.
What do black people and apples have in common?
-They both look good hanging off trees.
Why were Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder always smiling?
-Because they didn't know they were black.
What do black people and semen have in common?
-Only one in a million work.
Why couldn't the blind black guy read?
-because he was black.
Why are black people so fast?
-All the slow ones are in jail.
What do you call a black guy having sex?
-Rape.
What happened to the black woman that had an abortion?
-Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.
What do you call a black priest?
-Holy shit.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor.
Do you remember the black family on the Jetsons?
No?
The future looks pretty good!
Whats the difference between a black jew and a white Jew?
-The black ones have to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
Whats the difference between an African kid and a pair of jeans?
-The jeans only have one fly on it.
Why don't black people listen to country music?
-Because every time they hear the word ho-down, they think one of their sisters are dead.
Whats long and black?
-The unemployment line.
What do people and jelly beans have in common?
-Nobody likes the black ones.
What is the only positive thing about black people?
-HIV
Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
-A pizza can feed a family of four.
Whats the difference between a couch and a black guy?
-A couch can support a family of four.
What do tou call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?
-Coach
-ones a pharmacist and the others a drugdealer
Why do they put cotton in the tops of medication
bottles?
-To remind black people that they were cotton pickeres before they were drug dealers.
What do black people and apples have in common?
-They both look good hanging off trees.
Why were Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder always smiling?
-Because they didn't know they were black.
What do black people and semen have in common?
-Only one in a million work.
Why couldn't the blind black guy read?
-because he was black.
Why are black people so fast?
-All the slow ones are in jail.
What do you call a black guy having sex?
-Rape.
What happened to the black woman that had an abortion?
-Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.
What do you call a black priest?
-Holy shit.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor.
Do you remember the black family on the Jetsons?
No?
The future looks pretty good!
Whats the difference between a black jew and a white Jew?
-The black ones have to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
Whats the difference between an African kid and a pair of jeans?
-The jeans only have one fly on it.
Why don't black people listen to country music?
-Because every time they hear the word ho-down, they think one of their sisters are dead.
Whats long and black?
-The unemployment line.
What do people and jelly beans have in common?
-Nobody likes the black ones.
What is the only positive thing about black people?
-HIV
Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
-A pizza can feed a family of four.
Whats the difference between a couch and a black guy?
-A couch can support a family of four.
What do tou call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?
-Coach