Any Yo Momma Ｊｏｋｅｓ？．．．?

[Mari C]

do you have any funny ones?

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WhiteTrash_Momma

lmao
good one : )
lmao KFCU

 

[coco nutty monkey]

ur momma is so poor a man found a penny on the floor and she said stay away from my pay check

 

[katieee]

Yo momma is so dumb she resuscitated a bird ?

 

[hellobeautiful.]

ur moma so fat when she stood on the scle it showed my fone number

ur moma so poor i stepped on a penny n she said GET OFF MY LIFE SAVINGS!

 

[KFCU™]

Yo momma so fat, she doesn't know her ABC's only her KFC's 8 piece, 10 piece and 20 piece.

Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a mobile phone.

 

[Im hott :)]

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night
all i could think of

 

[moo cow]

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon

 

[γαsмìиe']

well its worth a try

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection

 

[Ricola]

Yer mums so ugly that when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning.

Yer mums so fat that when she goes whale watching the whales start singing "We are family..."

I am Australian and we spell Mum (or Mom) with a "u" cuz thats how we say it lol.