here are some I hope works for you.
Q-What is in common with a turtle and a blonde on there back
A-They are both screwed
Q-Why did the blonde git fired at the M&M fact.
A-She keep throwing away the W's
Q-Why did the blonde go in to outter space
A-Cause she was to lighted headed
Q-How does a blonde shut of the light after sex
A- She closes the car door
Q-Why did the blonde drown in the pool
A-Cause there was a scratch and sniff at the bottom
Q-How many blonde's does it take to turn put in a light bulb
A-Whats a light blub
Q-What do you call a blonde with half a brain
A-Gifted
