any one have an awsome joke?!!?!?

kiani

New member
ok so im like craving jokes right now
i dont care wat kind of jokes they are just have to be funny
-funny
-perverted
-gross
-ect.
10 points to the funniest one!!!!!!!! (:
 
Little johnny went to school. The teacher announcer that they would play a guessing game that day. She pulled out a bag and said "I have something small, shiny, red, and has a core. What is it?" Little johnny answered an apple. The teacher told him that since he got it right that he gets to go next. Johnny puts his hand in his pocket and says "I have somthing round, warm, and it has a head. What do I have?" The teacher said "Johnny! That's nasty!" Johnny took his hand out of his pocket,held out a coin and said "It was a quarter, but I REALLY like your thinking!"
 
AN OLDER COUPLE WENT TO CHURCH , THEY SAT ABOUT HALFWAY UP TO THE ALTAR AREA , & DURING THE SERMON THE OLD MAN TURNED TO HIS WIFE & SAID I JUST LET OUT A SILENT FART , WHAT SHOULD I DO ?
SHE SAID , GET A NEW BATTERY FOR YOUR HEARING AID .......
 
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