Confucius say man who take laxative before sleep wake up in deep sh!t
Confucius say baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk
Confucius say man who walk in front of car get tired
Confucius say man who walk behind car get exhausted
Confucius say man who put hand in pocket all day must be feeling cocky
Confucius say man eat picture of father soon spitting image of father
Confucius say man who cut self when shaving lose face
Confucius say man who push piano down mineshaft get A flat miner
Confucius say woman laid in tomb will soon become mummy
Confucius say woman who put detergent on top shelf soon jump for Joy
Korean roads are always empty because everyone is parking
Some guy threw cheese and milk on me. How dairy.
Some guy sent ten puns to a pun contest. He hoped at least one of them would win but no pun in ten did.
