Nothing replaces real friends like made up one. The cure for everything is denial.
Go to the local toy store and buy some stuffed animals, name them all after your friends, and have tea parties every day at a scheduled time. Make sure you buy a tea set big enough to accomedate all of your furry friends. Don't forget that smalltalk is key in any relationship. Ask them: How are you doing this fine day", "Is the shelf clean enough", and the like. If you follow this, you will soon forget that any life outside your room ever existed, and you can live happily ever after in your make-believe world.
If you cannot afford a shit ton of stuffed animals, just get some e-friends, and chat with them. :thumbsup: Don't forget that, "At WTF.com, someone is always willing to help, because we don't have the I.Q. to figure out how to leave!"