any good your mum jokes?

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have any of you got any good "your mum" jokes.
heres a few
your mum is so poor she cant afford to pay attention
your mum is so fat that when i jumped on your stomach i hi-fived jesus
your mum is so fat that she had to be baptised in sea world
your mum is so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck
 
Your mum is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Your mum is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Your mum is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Your mum is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Your mum is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your mum is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Your mum is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

Your mum is so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Your mum is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry

Your mums armpits are so hairy, she looks likes she has Bob Marley in aheadlock
 
Your mamma so ugly, when she walks on the beach, cats try to kick sand on her.

Your mamma so big, she irons her pants on the drive way.

Your mamma is so old, Jesus is in her class photo.

Your mamma is so big, when she sits down, she sits next to everyone.

Your mamma is so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.

:)
 
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