Any Good Jokes Need A Good Laugh :D?

My favourite text joke was about the woman who always had an orgasm when she sneezed. Her friend asked her if she took anything for it and she replied yes, pepper
 
There you are. N'joy:

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?'
 
A nun, a terrorist, a horse and a redneck walk into a bar.

Then the bartender says: "Is this a joke?"

lololol

Done laughing yet?

Okay...

Knock knock.

(Who's there?)

The police, your son's dead.
 
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