Any funny Michael Jackson Jokes?

[Miranda Denise]

Oops typo between xbox joke and assurance that i like him
okay not type but wrong line
1. How do you make Michael Jackson laugh?
You thrill-her.

2. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an XBox?


By the way, I do love MJ, but jokes about him are funny.
Nothing, they're both plastic and kids turn them one.

3. When Farrah Fawcett died God granted her one wish so she wished for all the kids to be safe so God killed Michael Jackson.
typo
not type
im going to jump out of a window

 

[Brie]

How do you know if it's 12:00 pm at Michael Jackson's house?
when the Big hand touches the little hand.

I love MJ too and I think it's really sad that he's gone. (but these are funny!)

 

[SnowPale]

You are an @sshole and a scum bag. FY!

 

[Daveo]

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my son.

 

[~*T!NK*~]

2 pts. none of those made me laugh.

 

[Taj the Indian]

Well, that wasn't funny.

 

[Dammit, Fame.]

Did you hear the one about Michael Jackson and a Catholic priest fighting over a small boy?

 

[So Cal ™]

You're so ugly, you make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt!

 

[F U!]

Did you hear the Catholic church is being accused of killing Michael Jackson? Seems Michael was too STIFF of competition!

 

[Piano Girl]

im confused. too much editting