Any emo jokes?......?

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How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb? One to fix it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives.
how many emo kids does it take to drive a car? two, one with bangs over his right eye… and another with his bangs over his left eye.

Why did the emo kid cross the road?TO GET A BOX OF TISSUES!

Few more jokes.

How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree? One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

Whats so tragic about 4 emo kids dying in a car crash? The car seated 5!

How do you exterminate all the emo’s? You don’t, Just wait till they cut wrong
 
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