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duh man
Guest
fred walked into a restaurant.he ordered seagull soup.as soon as he ate the soup he felt depressed and wanted to kill himself.why?
try to answer that suckers
try to answer that suckers
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Puppy Dog
Guest
Because he's eating a bird!
No, but seriously. Is it because he umm.... he felt suicidal?
No, but seriously. Is it because he umm.... he felt suicidal?
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P N
Guest
because his lifes a joke. literally
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HEY
Guest
I KNOW THE ANSWER:
The man was shipwrecked and survived on a life boat with a group of other people, sick and delirious. His companions fed him with broth, saying it was seagull soup. When he recovered he was within sight of land, but nearly all the people on the boat had disappeared. The survivors explained that they died of exposition, and they threw their bodies overboard.
After they reach shore, he went to a restaurant and asked for seagull soup. It tasted nothing like what he ate on the boat, so he knew what he really had was soup made of human flesh, and killed himself.
The man was shipwrecked and survived on a life boat with a group of other people, sick and delirious. His companions fed him with broth, saying it was seagull soup. When he recovered he was within sight of land, but nearly all the people on the boat had disappeared. The survivors explained that they died of exposition, and they threw their bodies overboard.
After they reach shore, he went to a restaurant and asked for seagull soup. It tasted nothing like what he ate on the boat, so he knew what he really had was soup made of human flesh, and killed himself.
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Person
Guest
because he saw your face lol, id want to kill myself too
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Tabitha
Guest
I wanna know the answer!?
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Blueberry
Guest
idk please tell me!!!
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Come to Me
Guest
@hey: great answer....lmfao...you rock...
@ questioner: he didn't have any money to pay for the soup?
@ questioner: he didn't have any money to pay for the soup?
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jack
Guest
he was a vegetarian or he felt bad
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fatty_rebecca
Guest
he had to take a crap.
lol... am I right?!
lol... am I right?!
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Looney L
Guest
I think I heard this one. He was a fisherman who made friends with the seagull and felt bad or something.
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April S
Guest
He was vegetarian.
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=^-.-^=
Guest
Seagull soup is like eating rat soup with wings?
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Rockinroll_Emochick
Guest
b/c the seagulls died i honestly don't know
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echizen1224
Guest
idk
just a guess
because that soup has something that is really depressing about it?
i just don't know
just a guess
because that soup has something that is really depressing about it?
i just don't know