Another little johnny joke from Paddy O'Rourke?

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Johnny asked his dad for a 10 speed bike for his birthday,his dad replied, we can't afford it, your Mum's just lost her job and the mortgage is 180 grand, sorry son
The next day Johnny's walking out the door with his suitcase.
Where are you going say's his Dad. I'm leaving, I'm off. Oh, why's that then said his Dad. Well I walked past your bedroom last night and i heard you say to Mum, I'm pulling out and Mum said wait; I'm coming too!
And I'm fcuked if I'm staying here with a 180 grand mortgage and no bike.
 
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