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...A couple are out playing golf together. The wife takes the first swing and the golf ball smashes right thru the window of a mansion near the golf course. The couple rush over to the mansion, finding the door open they go inside. There on the floor lies an antique bottle broken to pieces with a man sitting beside it. The couple apologise profusely and offer to replace it. The man says, "u have done me a great favour, i am the genie of the bottle and i have been trapped in there for 1000 years. I will grant 3 wishes. One for each of u but if u dont mind i'll keep the 3rd wish for myself.
The husband wishes for £10,000,000 every year for life.
"Yr wish is granted" said the genie.
The wife wishes for a mansion in every country in the world.
"Yr wish is granted" says the genie.
The couple ask in unison "and yr wish?"
"I havent had sex in 1000 years. May i pls spend one night with u" he says to the wife.
The couple say yes as the genie has helped them greatly...
After having the most wild, passionate sex, 3 times the genie turns to the wife breathlessly and asks " how old are u and yr husband?"
"Why we're both 35" replies the wife exhausted
The genie replies "what? and u both still believe in genies?"!!!
The husband wishes for £10,000,000 every year for life.
"Yr wish is granted" said the genie.
The wife wishes for a mansion in every country in the world.
"Yr wish is granted" says the genie.
The couple ask in unison "and yr wish?"
"I havent had sex in 1000 years. May i pls spend one night with u" he says to the wife.
The couple say yes as the genie has helped them greatly...
After having the most wild, passionate sex, 3 times the genie turns to the wife breathlessly and asks " how old are u and yr husband?"
"Why we're both 35" replies the wife exhausted
The genie replies "what? and u both still believe in genies?"!!!