A married couple is driving down the motorway doing 55 mph. John Terry is behind the wheel.
His wife looks over at him and says, 'Honey, I know we've been married for a few years, but, I want a divorce.' John Terry says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, 'I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, but it's because you've been having an affair with your best friend's girlfriend.' Again John stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.
She says, 'I want the house.' Again John speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, 'I want the kids too.' John Terry just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.
She says, 'I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.' John slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, 'Is there anything you want?'
The husband says, 'No, I've got everything I need right here.' She asks, 'What's that?'
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, 'I've got the airbag!
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Good joke or bad joke?
His wife looks over at him and says, 'Honey, I know we've been married for a few years, but, I want a divorce.' John Terry says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, 'I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, but it's because you've been having an affair with your best friend's girlfriend.' Again John stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.
She says, 'I want the house.' Again John speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, 'I want the kids too.' John Terry just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.
She says, 'I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.' John slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, 'Is there anything you want?'
The husband says, 'No, I've got everything I need right here.' She asks, 'What's that?'
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, 'I've got the airbag!
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Good joke or bad joke?