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One day, a blonde was over at her boyfriend's house for breakfast. He was making pancakes, and she was struggling with a puzzle at the kitchen table.
"Honey," the blonde said, "can you help me with this puzzle? The box shows a tiger, but i can't get the pieces to fit together right."
"Of course, sweetie. Let me just flip the pancakes real quick." He flipped the pancakes then went over to the table. He looked down at the puzzle, then frowned.
"Uh, sweetheart," he began slowly, "no matter how hard you try, you will never get these pieces to resemble a tiger." He paused for a moment. "So let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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appaled the guy asked,
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