Annoying girl at my church....need to get back at her! (10 points to most sneaky!!!)?

[BB_Queen]

An 11 yr. old at my church named Madison get on my nerves!
Like this past Sunday she elbowed me in the back of the head. I being me turned around and said " Madison is there any way you could be any less rude? Oh, I guess not" I know that sounds kinda stupid but it didn't sound that bad in my head
What I would have said would have been more like this " Madison stop trying to be cute, we all no you aren't and it is getting old"

What is something I can do without it being obvious thati am being mean to her.


BTW: because it is at church i can't threaten her or beat her up or anything (even though i wish i could smack that smug look off of her face) and i am 13 and she likes my cousin who is 14 if that helps.


(and the reason I put the (10 points to most sneaky!!!) thing is because thtat attracts people to the question.


THANK YOU
I need like pranks and stuff

 

[Dragonx488]

Wow, if you cousin doesn't like her, you should get him in on it.
Just tell him to act all sweet to her for a month then start making him insult her.
Like..."I don't like you anymore, go away, Your fat"
Lololol
Mind games are the best pranks.
But keep in mind if she has a mental break down, It's gonna be 2x as bad on you.
Silly people don't know how to take a joke when they're causing pain.
Pfffft.

Or...Put a thumb tack on her pants, (butt part) But not too in, So she doesn't feel it...Until she sits down

Or, glue a thumbtack between your middle and ring finger and high five her, Quickly remove it though or she'll notice it.
Just say it was your nail or something.
Lol.

Good luck on your pranks =D!

 

[Venetian]

just ignore her or you coul put mayonaise on her seet and when she sits on it she'll have a white patch on her bum, it will look like soemthign very nasty. when she gets off her chair say oh my god what ahve you been doing? lol and you wont be in trouble for it, she will never get over that one hehe.

I hope this helps

from Venetian

 

[Brandon]

well you should bribe her by saying i'll hook you up with my cuzin if you be nice. or start elbowing her then say she elbowed you and get her in trouble. or ignore her she'll stop, or wait till she leaves the church sneak up on her, smack her as hard as you can in the face, then hide and she wont even know what happened lmao that would be hilarious, like sneak behind her smack her and hide in the woods or a bush.