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2 explorers were lost in the deepest, darkest African jungle, when they were captured by a tribe of cannibals and taken to the chief.
The chief, being a fair man, gave the explorers a chance to save their live's.
'You must go into the jungle' say's the chief, 'and return with 100 of 1 kind of fruit and bring it back to me, now go'.
Off they went in seperate directions.
Soon the 1st explorer returned with 100 grapes.
'here you are 'o' great chief', say's the explorer, 'now may i leave'.
'NO' replies the chief.
'1st you must stick each one up your bum without laughing, for if you laugh you shall be cooked and eaten'.
So the explorer starts to poke up each grape, 1-2-3-4..................
Just as he had put up the 99th grape the explorer suddenly bursts out into a fit of hysterical laughter.
'Why do you laugh when you only have 1 grape left' shouts the chief.
'Im so sorry' say's the explorer, 'but my mates just come round the corner with 100 coconuts'.
The chief, being a fair man, gave the explorers a chance to save their live's.
'You must go into the jungle' say's the chief, 'and return with 100 of 1 kind of fruit and bring it back to me, now go'.
Off they went in seperate directions.
Soon the 1st explorer returned with 100 grapes.
'here you are 'o' great chief', say's the explorer, 'now may i leave'.
'NO' replies the chief.
'1st you must stick each one up your bum without laughing, for if you laugh you shall be cooked and eaten'.
So the explorer starts to poke up each grape, 1-2-3-4..................
Just as he had put up the 99th grape the explorer suddenly bursts out into a fit of hysterical laughter.
'Why do you laugh when you only have 1 grape left' shouts the chief.
'Im so sorry' say's the explorer, 'but my mates just come round the corner with 100 coconuts'.