Am i turning into a fish?

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theririman

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A few years back i got two gills, then i moved near the ocean, and now i eat little fish.
my adress is 11 blmfild calliope, and i got the two gills in atherton, they are both named gilbert jansen, but we just call them gill.
my adress is 11 blmfild calliope, and i got the two gills in atherton, they are both named gilbert jansen, but we just call them gill.
 
You are definitely turning into a fish. I turned into a bear last year, it all happened the same way as you, I started growing claws and my teeth got a little pointy (only a little though, the dentist said it was okay but I knew it was not). Then I moved near the forest and started eating some fish...sorry...

Just one question, where did you get gills?
 
Yes, these are the classic first stages of fishdom - when a human gradually turns into a fish. The complete transition from human to fish takes around a decade, but sometimes people just don't want to slowly morph into fish - they want to remain human! So, when this happened to me, I figured out an exact method that reversed all of the effects, leaving me unfished!

Here is what you need to do:

1. Put on a helmet (I see you've already got that part covered).
2. Run to your favorite tree, and whisper sweet nothings into its twig.
3. Go to a store that sells romantic cards, and buy one for the tree.
4. Carve a heart in the tree with only your initials in it.
5. Now, give the tree space. Who wants someone who is overbearing? Go do your own thing for about 30 seconds.
6. You'll know if the tree has fallen in love with you if it has grown a computer mouse. If it hasn't, then repeat steps 1-5.
7. Otherwise, take the computer mouse and bury it right beside the tree.
8. Soak the "mousling" with 8 oz. of marinara sauce.
9. Within 5 seconds, a laptop will grow and already be powered on!
10. You'll be prompted for a password (it's "fart")
11. You are now human again.
 
its just like on that film big momma's house where martin lawrence who is a police officer is hiding in the costume of a fat lady which has hilarius consequences. But the film gets serious when the dad comes back with the gun then i forget the climax but everyone is happy in the end.
 
really? that's cool, cuz i live in a fish tank and shoot mortars at people's houses.. send me your adress i'll gladly service
 
Please don't muck up this site with silly questions. No, you are not turning into a fish.
 
yes..you are turning into a small herbivorous helpless clownfish

but i am now turning into a black tip reef shark! bwahahaha....good thing you gave me your address....I KNOW THAT!

and oh! i'm in a mood for protein tonight! hehehehe
 
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