Am I a cow? Last night I had a weird dream, and when I woke up, I had milk in my...

[Quidproquo]

...pajamas.? I am rly worried! plz help!

 

[Aqua Princess]

are you sure it was milk?
it could have been c.u.m?
haha, just saying.
im pretty sure that would be impossible unless someone poured it there.

 

[anytime_male]

does mom know youre using the computer?

 

[soooo lost]

HAHAHAH well, that must've been one hell of a dream.

 

[Peachy Perfect]

Yep. Official diagnosis: Bovinitis.

Put the milk on your cereal in the morning, and it should cure you.

 

[Zoo York :]

thats called a wet dream
that milk was semen.

 

[Danny]

My mom had the same experience! You jacked off!!

 

[Travis]

if your a guy its sperm.

 

[Tech Kid]

Yes you are, you should join a dairy farm to unload your "milk"

 

[kristen]

You were proabally sleep walking or a prank.

 

[jdl]

ahahahahahaha...no you are not.
you jizzed your pants after having a sexual dream.
and im probably being trolled.

 

[lindseyskye]

What kind of a dream...?

 

[erikoo]

where in your pj's was the milk?are you sure it wasnt a wet dream?

 

[Ms.pac-man52]

your not a cow, it sounds like your describing a wet dream.