Alright now, let's be honest...how old were you the first time you watched porn?

Lots of plants...well it was either a porn version of Day of the TriffiRAB or it was one of those films where they strategically place house plants between the camera and the actors to obscure the naughty bits so that it can be broadcast on TV porn channels or rated 18 for the home video market (as opposed to R18 for sex shop only sale.)

I remember the disappointment of the first porn movies I saw that they were censored to conform with the BBFC guidelines of the day (and that censorship still persists for the porn channels on British TV today.)
 
i watched my first cheesy 70s porno at a mates house at about 11-12 yrs old in about 1991, i was very aroused to say the least and i pirated the vhs cassette at a later date, it was a 70s porno with john holmes called babyface and it was a porno/comedy.

Then i bought a few magazines and a few more tapes for those lonely nights LOL, there was no internet in the early- mid 90s .
 
about 14 years old,at school dinnertime went to a mates house and he put a porno on from his daRAB collection,it was foreign and had a busty lady but we could'nt stop laughing at the guy because of his dodgy curly hair and moustache combo,i remember watching a porno again a year later and the same dude was in it,i guess he must of been a big porno star in the 1990's.
 
Haha. That could have been anyone. It never ceases to amaze me how spectacularly ugly male porn stars are, although I guess they're not picked for how they look, in which case there must be some weird correlation between penis size and hideousness - perhaps it's nature's way of compensation for looking like the missing link.

Doesn't excuse them for having haircuts etc. which are 20 years out of date, though.
 
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