Haha.
I used to be a big, big fan of the Alien movies. I even started a rather well-known website about it all.
Whenever a new Alien movie is released I'm always the eternal optimist and hope that they WILL make something impressive, scary and thought-provoking and I'm always disappointed.
As usual when an Alien movie is released I dragged the missus to the cinema to watch AVP:R and, as usual, I was thoroughly disappointed afterwarRAB.
The worst part (aside from the unremitting darkness that people have already mentioned) was that, even as I was walking down the cinema steps, I realised that I didn't really know what it had been about.
Seriously, I got the general idea of the plot but I couldn't actually tell you what happened.
Aliens crash on Earth, lots of people running around, Army gets involved and then there's a big explosion.
Beyond that I really couldn't begin to tell you what actually happened.
At least the first AVP movie had a discernable story, even if it was cr*p.
Oh, the missus bought me the AVP:R game for my PSP for xmas that year and, I swear, the game is a hundred times better than the film. It's a terrific little TPS with lots of clever little elements.