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So last night I came up to Boston to visit one of my friends at Northeastern. We were having fun for a while walking around the city...ended up back here with some nasty, shitty vodka. I'd been buzzed before, but man...I can't remember much besides puking, dry heaves, sweating profusely, and passing out face down in a toilet seat. Some charming life.

I'm sure many of you have been here before, but I needed to get this out of my system because it pisses me off so much that I did this. Gotta watch myself...
 
Try this, I've done it myself with great results:
Step 1: Procure shitty vodka. (What my friends and I call "wodka" as a bit of fun poked at czechs)
Step 2: Procure a Brita Pitcher and Filter.
Step 3: Filter wodka through pitcher.
Step 4: ONLY US THAT FILTER FOR WODKA. You can't clean it out enough to use it for anything else ever again, believe me.

We took some Kamchatka brand wodka and tasted it before filtering. YUCK. We filtered half the bottle through the pitcher and it came out smoother and less nasty, but with all the gut-warming goodness of grain liqour!

Too bad I had to stop drinking hard liqour... Fucking ulcers.
 
I don't get what people get out of Vodka... there aren't many other alcholic beverages that are more vile.... :thumbsdn:
 
tequila is... :happysad:
vodka isnt that bad..you just don't take more than 1-4shots (over one whole night)



that happened to mee to when I took 8-9shots of tequila..but I ended up in a copcar..later on the police station I tried to pet the really angry police dogs..but the police stopped me before that, and put me in a "drunk" cell just because I happened to be 17 :happysad: I learned:
1.NO more tequila (not more than 1-2shots)
2.Never ever do I want to get a memory gap from alcohol it was horrible, I'm actually happy that I ended up in jail so I wouldnt get raped/do somethin reallyreally stupid :happysad:

SO kids, don't drink and..forget ;)
 
I'll agree about tequila. I don't drink it. I get pissy and bullet-proof and start fights with big guys just out of prison named Joe...
 
I wasn't drinking it straight, I bought a bottle of Fanta and mixed it with that.

I could tell the soda tasted kind of pissy, but that wasn't stopping me.

I must be a lightweight...all this after five drinks...and some weed...
 
Try having the combo, a bottle of Baileys (or Amarula) and a bottle of Vodka. Personally I've only managed to get through a bottle of B and half a bottle of Vodka. Shit, I was begining to scare my self with my drinking, so now I've stopped. 3 weeks so far :thumbsup:
 
Man, umm I prolly shouldn't tell this story, but what the hell. I was working late with my buddy burger. I desided I wanted to get plastered. I said "hey burger let's go to your cusions bar and buy a litter of Jack." So we did. On the way home, I was a little hungry, so I bought some taco bell. I poured half the litter of jack in to a REALY big cup, and drank it within 15 min, w/o chasers or anything, just strait. I was feeling pretty good, and needed to take a piss. I stood up, and thats it.

I remember puking in the john, but I also puked in the bath tub.

Yeah, good times.
 
"Beer before liquor gets you drunk quicker." OR
"Liquor Before beer gets you drunk quicker." Which one is true?

Don't do the latter. It will fuck you up.

It really didn't help to have 2 glasses of rye and about 6 beer while playing drinking games. To say the least. My night pretty much ended up like Lamp's. Heaving, dry heaving, sweating uncontrollably, and ended up with my face on a toilet. Yum yum.
 
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