Ahhh!...Summer daze.

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doncrisp99

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I love summer. Pretty birds a chirpin', trees in full bloom, fishin', psycho buttsex in an open boat. Lately it's been nothing better than a ball cookin' wasteland here. Two fuckin' months without rain, three weeks or more of 95-100+ plus degrees of dry heat. It's hot enough at 9 am to melt the crabs off your nads. Don't geht me wrong, winter sucks, save the football season, but the Goddamned grass crunches when you walk on it! Let's all have a shoutout to yellow grass!
Anybody else enjoying the weather as much as Arkansux is?


Oh, BTW. Being that the fourth of July is just around the corner, it's not much of a surprise that all personal fireworks are banned and will be met by johnny law and a stiff fine. All other fireworks are cancelled unless the viewing is in close proximity to a large body of water and is overseen by the local fire department. WHEEE!!
 
geht you really do have a way with words.
na our weather is going up and down! one day its muggy, the next hot as hell, the next its pissin like crazy. glad to hear your getting great butt sex though :D
 
Leave it to Nymph to change the whole topic to a sex thing. I personally love summer, as long as it's not too hot. This year, unfortunately, it has done nothing but rain, rain, rain. Just a couple of weeks of sun, is that too much to ask? Might as well move back to the mountains with this kind of weather.
 
It's worse when it's butt-fucking-humid. 110 degrees and no AC in the apt or car makes me want to break into someone's house just to chill. So that's what I did. I brought my computer in here, too. Dunno who lives here yet, though. Hope they're down...
 
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