After learning that Crash Fu™ is having his wife spend the night at a girlfriend’s house for the evening…?

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Guacamole....either that or some nude pics of Oprah, both drive him wild! (That's what you want to do, right?)
 
Cat Nip, Spam Dog Biscuits, Bird feed & oh yeah .... a shovel that should take care of everything!
 
10 spatulas, a box of adult diapers, an EZ Bake Oven, 3 gold-plated butt plugs with BEST ACTOR engraved on them, a meat plate, paper towels, scrapbooking equipment, a quarter ounce of pure, uncut Colombian cocaine, Gatorade mix, a garden hose, a kiddie pool, and Pop Tarts.
 
Lederhosen, 45 Marshmallow Peeps, pinking shears, a DVD of Brokeback Mountain, and your anatomically correct blow up doll of an Oscar statue.Oh, and don't forget the guac.
 
I'd like to see a decent appetizer, and we can break the ice with some full contact origami.A ballot is attached, and the winner gets a bunch of Hello Kitty Sanrio stuff. Hard core!
 
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