partime321
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Per the recent cartoon crossovers thread, something along similar lines considering it's "back to school" time again for many of us here (if not allowed, sorry):
Scenario:
Acme Looniversity: the famed cartoon college from "Tiny Toon Adventures" had some greatness in its day. However, it's now clear that the animation landscape's changed greatly since 1990, with school principal Bugs Bunny noting that new life needs to be breathed into the Looniversity. Therefore, Bugs has decided to expand the roster of courses offered, to include along with the usual "Wild Takes" and "Anvil Dropping" courses others representing other aspects of animation.
Thus the question: what sort of courses would your favorite cartoon characters teach, and what would they cover? (Yes, villains are allowed too---seeing as Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd were Acme Loo professors...)
To start:
- "Secret Identities", taught by Superman. Instructing in the use of how to use a simple pair of glasses to fool everyone, from nosy redheaded girls next door in your small hometown to Pulitzer-prize-winning coworkers. Electives: "Cheesy Disguises" and "Drag 101", both taught by Bugs Bunny.
- "Advanced Loafing", taught by Homer Simpson (substitute teacher on days Homer doesn't feel like coming in: Patrick Star). How to avoid chores and minimize annoying obligations---work, church, dealing with "the boy"---to free up more time for eating donuts, porkchops, and watching football. Occasional field trips to the Kwik-E-Mart for "educational supplies" (donuts, hot dogs, etc.).
- "Henchmen 101", taught by Shego (substitute teacher on occasions Shego's in jail: Natasha Fatale). How to make clever-yet-sarcastic remarks, deal with your annoying villainous boss by pointing out any and all flaws in his plans, and still fit in time to steal. Prerequisite course: "Villains 101" (taught by Yosemite Sam).
Any others?
Scenario:
Acme Looniversity: the famed cartoon college from "Tiny Toon Adventures" had some greatness in its day. However, it's now clear that the animation landscape's changed greatly since 1990, with school principal Bugs Bunny noting that new life needs to be breathed into the Looniversity. Therefore, Bugs has decided to expand the roster of courses offered, to include along with the usual "Wild Takes" and "Anvil Dropping" courses others representing other aspects of animation.
Thus the question: what sort of courses would your favorite cartoon characters teach, and what would they cover? (Yes, villains are allowed too---seeing as Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd were Acme Loo professors...)
To start:
- "Secret Identities", taught by Superman. Instructing in the use of how to use a simple pair of glasses to fool everyone, from nosy redheaded girls next door in your small hometown to Pulitzer-prize-winning coworkers. Electives: "Cheesy Disguises" and "Drag 101", both taught by Bugs Bunny.
- "Advanced Loafing", taught by Homer Simpson (substitute teacher on days Homer doesn't feel like coming in: Patrick Star). How to avoid chores and minimize annoying obligations---work, church, dealing with "the boy"---to free up more time for eating donuts, porkchops, and watching football. Occasional field trips to the Kwik-E-Mart for "educational supplies" (donuts, hot dogs, etc.).
- "Henchmen 101", taught by Shego (substitute teacher on occasions Shego's in jail: Natasha Fatale). How to make clever-yet-sarcastic remarks, deal with your annoying villainous boss by pointing out any and all flaws in his plans, and still fit in time to steal. Prerequisite course: "Villains 101" (taught by Yosemite Sam).
Any others?
(/me goes up to edit his previous post... thanks, Dudley)