about my day...

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luvnbirth

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in general, my day went along swimmingly (who the fuck invented that term anyway?)... until this kid... ug, this godawful kid (you all know how much i dislike kids, right? riiiight?)

anyway, this 4 year old kid looks at me... so i make my dracula face (posted somewhere on this forum... i call it the dracula face cause somebody called me dracula because of it), and i revved my weed whacker really high... or, at least, i tried to... but the fucking thing sputtered and died... so i just grin sheepishly (i like that word)... but this kid... ug, this godawful kid... he looks at me with some sort of funny expression that i haven't seen since the middle ages... (i'm old, i know)

and this kid... ug, this godawful kid... he walks up to me and says "cookie?" and he gives me a cookie. so i take it and say "thanks. now run along to your momma, little boy." so this kid... ug, this godawful kid... says "yes, sir." and runs to his mommy, who is now 500 blocks away... she walks fast.

so yeah... a good day in the life of me.
 
oops...my bad then

you just said you don't really like little kids..and i'm guessing that spawned off in my head that it was a bad time

nevermind, i'm confused..one of myselfs just can't get figure it out and i'm sure i'm explaining to me but i can't think straight
 
this is just a confusing generation.

for example, you have succeeded in confusing me. but no more than i already am confused. so now i am double confused, but that is not possible, because i am already at maximum confusion.

make sense?
 
alittle confused but that's probly cuz the 6 multiple sides of me
the personality is pretty much the same..but the modes it has is like running 6 people through my mind and always switching through them throughout the day so we all get confused, but if i can't figure it out, i'll get another me to switch up and figure it out...works well if your thinking math intellect, but then you need to think comedy funny stuff...i just can't be math and funny at the same time..so we all take out turns

edit* you know when you feel half asleep?...yea that's like a couple of my different selfs falling asleep, i'm the last one to turn out the lights and shut down
 
mine are but probly not limited too...

1 intellect/professional
2 creative/artistic/calm/quiet
3 paranoid/avoidant/confused
4 funny/goof off/sportish side
5 depressed/down/sad/worried
6 anger/frustration/ticking time bomb/explosive
 
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