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Nina Cullen

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I am giving up on doing shit right this time. Fuck a bunch of that crib nonsense. My kid will sleep in a god damn moses basket or playpen.

I bought the crib a few weeks ago. I spent like 250 bucks on a crib and mattress.

Today I decided to put it together since I aint getting any smaller.

Its broken.

Not dismantled....BROKEN.

So fuck it.

Now I get to try and get it all 85 pounds of it back in the box and return it...
CAUSE IT WAS SO FUCKING EASY GETTING IT HOME THE FIRST TIME.


I am just gonna go pull my hair out and cry or something.
 
yeah....I took it back in pieces.

A nice man in the parking lot helped me get it in to walmart since the people who worked there figured it would just be fun to watch.

After I returned it I had to do grocery shopping...apparently I looked pathetic since an older lady asked me if I were actually in labor.

Oh well, I bought cheese enchiladas and cheese cake. Today I am past caring about how many calories I eat.
 
I feel your pain when it comes to anything Wal-Mart, Just sidelining with my own Wal-mall horror story, A few weeks ago me and the wife went there. She had broken her foot so we been stuck relying on the Cripple carts to get her around the stores and the "receipt checking" lady told me i couldn't take the motorized shopping vehicle cart out to the car to get my wife. Well i did anyways and they actually called the cops on me. I ended up getting arrested for attempted theft of store property.. for removing the cart from the store. I have court July 23rd over the incident. I hate Wal-Mart with every fiber of my beer bonging, skateboard riding, BBQ loving, pop tart fucking, gun toting, tattoo covered being.
 
That sucks. I hate how people will just watch a pregnant woman do something they're obviously not supposed to do. Thanks for the help, I actually did want to go into labor early.

I was at the gas station getting a snack a few days ago and the clerk asked me when I was due. The woman behind me, who could see my stomach, said "You're not pregnant" I told her I was and that I was due sometime next week if Sorsha arrives when my doctor thinks she will. She said "Oh....I thought you were.....you didn't look pregnant"


WTF?! No lady, I eat like a goddamn pig, but all the weight goes STRAIGHT to my uterus, it's damn annoying. I wish it would go to my hips or ass to give me some curves, but noooo.

Seriously, how does a woman who's a week away from giving birth not look pregnant.
 
I just want it over and done with. I wanna sleep on my tummy again.

William asked if 10 months would be a good amount of time to wait before having another kid. I almost killed him.
 
Stab him in the testicle so he requires stitches, then ask if he wants to do it again in 10 months.


and if you really wanna jumpstart labor, start guzzling red raspberry leaf tea...celestial seasons makes some called raspberry zinger. Make like a quart of ice tea a day and down it. Last time I went into labor on the second day of that crap! (also use castor oil..its nasty but it clears the pipes out so you dont shit as much on the table) and of course sex. and trampolines. or sex on trampolines...

wai...what?
 
Well the thing is, I am being told to go into labor while at work, so I can freak out one of my coworkers. She's a mother of three but childbirth still freaks her out.

I told her I would save her my mucus plug.
 
mucus plug...wowza

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I hate failmart, their cheap crap makes me sick. i bought a wrench to fix a lawn tractor that broke and cracked the lense of my SAFETY GRADE WOLVERINE GLASSES. Fuck sam walton:mad:
 
Sounds like it.

There was a guy at work here that caught an overpressured hydrogen line in the face.
Broke his cheekbone, nose, gashed side of his face...but the safety glasses he was wearing saved his eyes, and they had a gouge running halfway through the plastic.


Safety glasses you buy at the store are usually anything but. If you can break them with a hammer, you shouldn't be using them. :tongue:
 
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