I've heard of folks in accidents cuz they were driving stoned.
However, by law, marijuana IS a drug. I've used it, I've enjoyed it. But it's still illegal.
But, do you have any fucking idea how stupid you sound when you post shit like "I smoked a ton of weed and what if aliens were looking up my butt and they might have called the cops and what if the cops come and try to get the aliens out of my butt and it hurts and the cops use pepper spray and that hurts and I cry and they find my stash and they smoke it and then I don't have any stash for tomorrow and I start really wanting some herb and I don't have any because of the fucking aliens. IT'S THE ALIENS MAN!!!"
Or in your case "I was smoking a bunch and maybe someone was in my yard and what if they called the cops." You sound like an idiot. You're posting that you broke the law (yes yes yes, it's a silly law we all know but it's still a law so put your diapers back on) and you're afraid you're gonna get caught. So you post it on the internet? Yeah, that's sharp.
Again, for all the simpletons out there, if you choose to break the rules, the best way to get caught it to brag about it. The best way not to get caught is to say nothing.