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SuperAhole Returns
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Theres a new disease going around, its called new age cancer and its the big boy in these parts of town. This things stronger, faster, deadlier, creepier, and blacker than any other kind. This thing is so powerful, it can tear peoples heads off, eat lava, kill ronoson chirogodas, nexus rape people, and even turn into a dragon. Now nexus rape is an entirely new different type of rape altogether. Nexus rape is when the rape victim becomes the rapist and the rapist becomes the rape victim. Usually when this happens, a super ape infects the rape in progress, and gives the rape victim an overwhelming amount of strength. They are actually able to turn the tables on their opponent, and have been known to grow 90 feet. The thing i would be really worried about is ronoson chirogodas, literally living gods. If i could tell you all the stuff ive been through because of these things..... Ronoson Chirgodas once infected the town i was living in, killed the entire population including mice. Ronoson chirogodas can not be killed, they can only be stopped. These things are stronger than adrenaline fueled cheetahs, and have been known to create super fighting deer killers. Super fighting deer killers have been known to make someone explode, and creates extreme russian jihads. One thing you should really be careful about is super arthritis, this stuff can literally make you fall apart. Another thing to worry about is ultra alzheimers, which is like alzheimers except it affects everyone from every age. Ultra alzheimers once made a man forget how to breathe, and he died a painful death. He fell on the floor saying why? The thing you should really, really be afraid of is mexican ronoson chirogodas, even stronger than ronoson chirogodas. Mexican ronoson chirogodas carry guns, and travel faster than the speed of light. Usually they reproduce about 900 a minute and can infect the entire population in mere seconds. So if i were you id be wary of these things