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Cindy Lou
Guest
My husband Chris is a wise old man,
He spends a lot of time in the can.
He likes his TV, remote and chair,
He sits their laughing with never a care.
He has many hobbies, just to name a few,
Riding a motorcycle and dune buggy are two.
He’s met many people since he was born,
And when he sees them, he’s a blowing his horn.
And one more thing about his friends around town,
He’s got to call them to see where they’re bound.
He’s jolly that’s true; he watches funny shows,
Don’t give him the news, only Adam Sandler he knows.
He loves to eat cookies, ice cream and junk, and
That’s why he’s really becoming a hunk……….
Of sweetness that is, with all that sugar he eats!!!
It must be coming out of his skin, cause our dog licks his feet!!
He hates doing chores and would rather go ride;
So to Sam’s or Wal Mart we go side by side.
He’s a weird kind of fellow, can’t pick up a lizard,
And now and then he tickles my …………..gizzard.
(The only word that rhymes with lizard)
He snores now and then, and while sleeping he’s cute,
Until I turn over and he makes a BIG poot!
Sometimes he sounds like he’s sawing a log;
But that’s what I got when I kissed that ole’ frog.
My Prince Charming!!!
He spends a lot of time in the can.
He likes his TV, remote and chair,
He sits their laughing with never a care.
He has many hobbies, just to name a few,
Riding a motorcycle and dune buggy are two.
He’s met many people since he was born,
And when he sees them, he’s a blowing his horn.
And one more thing about his friends around town,
He’s got to call them to see where they’re bound.
He’s jolly that’s true; he watches funny shows,
Don’t give him the news, only Adam Sandler he knows.
He loves to eat cookies, ice cream and junk, and
That’s why he’s really becoming a hunk……….
Of sweetness that is, with all that sugar he eats!!!
It must be coming out of his skin, cause our dog licks his feet!!
He hates doing chores and would rather go ride;
So to Sam’s or Wal Mart we go side by side.
He’s a weird kind of fellow, can’t pick up a lizard,
And now and then he tickles my …………..gizzard.
(The only word that rhymes with lizard)
He snores now and then, and while sleeping he’s cute,
Until I turn over and he makes a BIG poot!
Sometimes he sounds like he’s sawing a log;
But that’s what I got when I kissed that ole’ frog.
My Prince Charming!!!