A man goes to a doctor for an exam?

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When the doctor receives the results he tells the patient, "Ive got bad news and worse news, which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the worse news first", says the patient
"Unfortunately you have incurable cancer"
"OH Why ME" ?! the man cries
"Well, what's the bad news?"
"You've got alzheimers" answers the doctor
"Oh well, at least I don't have cancer."
 
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