A limerick. Are you getting sick of them yet?

I'd jump in the tub with that honey
She's smart and she's cute and she's funny
I'd give her a lickin'
And jack hammer dickin'
And make her eggs scrambled, not runny...

*Note the use of ellipsis...
 
To bathe with all three risks the penis
These women are straight outa Venus
I'd only have bubbles
To forestall my troubles
And that's not enough in between us...
 
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