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Chappy21

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Her birthday is coming up, I'm gonna get her souffle serving bowls (whatever they are) and if she doesn't like them, I'll blame the internets and post a thread about how wrong she is.

Btw, a suitcase :lol: :blink:
That is such a fantastic present for someone you're about to chuck. 'Happy birthday, flowe. Now pack it and fuck off'.
 
manker said:
:wub:

Her birthday is coming up, I'm gonna get her souffle serving bowls (whatever they are) and if she doesn't like them, I'll blame the internets and post a thread about wrong she is.

Btw, a suitcase :lol: :blink:
That is such a fantastic present for someone you're about to chuck. 'Happy birthday, flowe. Now pack it and fuck off'.
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I did wonder about the subliminal message in a suitcase for a 13 year old :lol:
 
Tsk. They are serving bowls that can also be used to make souffles in. I wouldn't expect boys to understand :snooty:.

I did wonder if my parents were hinting with the suitcase. I almost cried with disappointment when I opened it. They even led me downstairs when I awoke, and dead proudly did a sort of 'ta-da!' in the direction of the huuuge wrapped present. Wtf were they thinking?

On the subject of presents for someone you're about to chuck. I got dumped on Valentine's Day once, and before he did it he gave me a teddy with a sad face and a Valentine's card that had a verse inside it about the sands of time washing into the sea :lol:. What a cock.
 
Here's the card! I have it in a frame on the wall because I like the picture. I blu-tacked it shut and haven't opened it for 10 years. I'm thinking it might be time to read it again, and then throw it away....:unsure:.

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