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By the way, I think her problem with the bin is that you both use it :lol:. My OH bought me a set of souffle/serving bowls for Christmas this year and it was the best present, because he knows I have difficulty serving dips and stuff. He even bought the right colour for the kitchen and they're oven proof. Genius!
I've had some shit presents in my time. One year when I was 13 I got given a Snowman duvet set (my birthday is in March) and a suitcase.