A joke that never gets old?

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An elderly English lady was sitting in a bus. In front of her 2 italian men were seated. One man said something to the other and the other started saying something loudly. This is what she heard him say; "Emma comes first, then comes I, then comes the two asses together, then comes I again and then the two asses come together,.then comes I again and then comes pee twice..then I come again for one last time" Red faced, the lady shouts at the man " You rascals! You shouldn't talk about your sex life like that in public! Its demeaning!" He gives her a confused look and say " what da ya mean lady? I was not talking abouta sexa..i was just telling my friend here how to spell tha word 'Mississippi'
 
Another oldie but goody. superman is flying over the Metropolis one afternoon when he sees wonderwoman sunbathing naked. so he figures "Im superman I could fly down there have sex with wonderwoman and fly away without her even knowing it." So down he goes has sex with wonderwoman really really fast and flies away. woderwoman says "What the hell was that?" To which the invisable man says "I dont know but my ass sure hurts"
 
o hahahah that joke reminded me of the massive shit i took before i went to work. now that never gets old!
 
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