A Joke for the day. Star if you like it.?

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Alyssa U

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"Misunderstood"
One day, after school was over, a teacher walked up to one of her students. For a school assignment she asked him to find four phrases,write them down then give them back to her the next day.

So, the student reached home and asked his mom if she had a phrase.

"Shut up!!!", exclaimed the mom.

Next, the student went to his brother and asked if he had a phrase.

"Bada bada BATMAN!!!", laughed the brother.

Next, the student went to the neighborhood janitor and asked if he had a phrase.

"Garbage, garbage, garbage, nothing but garbage all day long!", complained the janitor.

Finally for his final phrase the student asked the town baker if he had a phrase.

"My buns are burning, my buns are burning!", shouted the baker.

The next day at school the student waltzed up to his teacher's desk

"Do you have your four phrases", asked the Teacher?

"Shut up!", shouted the student.

The teacher felling very hurt asked,
"Who do you think you are!?"

"Bada bada BATMAN", laughed the student.

"What are you getting out of all this school?", asked the teacher.

"Garbage, garbage, garbage, nothing but garbage all day long!"

Then the teacher spanked the student and he went around yelling "MY BUNS ARE BURNING MY BUNS ARE BURNING!"
 
i heard one similar to this:

a student had an assignment of finding what the first letter of the alphabet was. so he asked his mother who was on the phone she said:
"shut up! i'm talking to my friends!"
he went to his sister who was listening to music and asked she said:
yeah yeah YEAH
so he went to his younger brother who was watching cartoons his little brother replied:
"na na na na na na BATMAN!!!"
so he went to his father who was taking out the garbage and asked. his father said:
GAAAARBAAGE
after that he went to his grandfather who was playing puttputt golf in the backyard he said:
Around the corner in the garbage can!!!
so he went to his grandmother who was watching a game show she said:
A MILLION CHA CHING A MILLION CHA CHING!!!
so he went to his older brother who was cooking in the kitchen he said:
MY BUNS ARE BURNIN MY BUNS ARE BURNIN!!!!!

so the next day he went to school and the teacher asked if he found out what the first letter of the alphabet was
he said : shut up im talking to my friends!
the teacher said do you want to go to the principals office?
he said yeah yeah YEAH

you can pretty much guess how this is going to end
 
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