A joke for all the lads in Afghanistan..?

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Mark

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A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked to have a fifty pound note tattooed on his di*k.

The tattoo artist said, "I’ve had some strange requests, but this one tops the lot. Why in the hell would you want me to tattoo your prick with a picture of a banknote?"

The man replied. "There are three reasons.
One, I love to play with my money.
Two, when I play with my money, I love to see it grow.
Three, and this is the most important of all -- the next time my wife wants to bl*w fifty quid, she won’t have to leave the house!"
 
Jings, that's a cracker. I bet that some lads will get one done now, just to be able to tell the joke that goes along with it... Good luck to our boys, I hope that they all manage to return, safely to their families.
 
Jings, that's a cracker. I bet that some lads will get one done now, just to be able to tell the joke that goes along with it... Good luck to our boys, I hope that they all manage to return, safely to their families.
 
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