The new teacher, trying to break the ice with her new 3rd grade class asked:
"Who in this class is a Cowboys fan, raise your hand"
The children, wanting to 'be in' with the teacher all raised their hand, with the exception of one little girl.
"Janie", the teacher says "you aren't a Cowboys fan?"
"No", says Janie, "I'm an Eagles fan and proud of it"
The teacher, a little annoyed now says,"Why are you an Eagles fan?"
"Well" says Janie, "My mom is an Eagles fan and my dad is an Eagles fan, so that makes ME an Eagles fan."
"Well" says the teacher very annoyed now, "If your mom was stupid and your dad was a moron, what would that make you?"
Janie smiled and says.................................................
" That would make me a Cowboys fan"