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A man is on a business trip and wants to see how his wife is doing. He calls home and his little girl answers the phone.
The dad says, "Hi, honey, is mommy home?"
"Yeah, she's upstairs with Uncle Paul."
"Uncle Paul? We don't have an Uncle Paul."
"Yeah we do, daddy, he's upstairs with mommy."
"Ok, honey here's what I want you to do. Run upstairs, open the bedroom door, and yell, 'Daddy's home!' and see what they do."
"Ok daddy!" Long pause.
"Ok, I did it, daddy!"
"Well, what did they do?"
"Well, mommy jumped out of bed, and she was naked. But she fell and hit her head on the dresser, and she's not moving very much, daddy."
"Oh. What did Uncle Paul do?"
"Well, he jumped out of bed naked too. He jumped out the window into our pool. But, daddy, I think he forgot that our pool got drained yesterday, and I think he's dead, daddy."
"Oh." Long pause.
"But-" Another long pause.
"Wait, pool? Is this 555-8721?"
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The dad says, "Hi, honey, is mommy home?"
"Yeah, she's upstairs with Uncle Paul."
"Uncle Paul? We don't have an Uncle Paul."
"Yeah we do, daddy, he's upstairs with mommy."
"Ok, honey here's what I want you to do. Run upstairs, open the bedroom door, and yell, 'Daddy's home!' and see what they do."
"Ok daddy!" Long pause.
"Ok, I did it, daddy!"
"Well, what did they do?"
"Well, mommy jumped out of bed, and she was naked. But she fell and hit her head on the dresser, and she's not moving very much, daddy."
"Oh. What did Uncle Paul do?"
"Well, he jumped out of bed naked too. He jumped out the window into our pool. But, daddy, I think he forgot that our pool got drained yesterday, and I think he's dead, daddy."
"Oh." Long pause.
"But-" Another long pause.
"Wait, pool? Is this 555-8721?"
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