Jigsaw's Dad
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Precognition
Andrew is standing in line at a bus stop with the bloke in front announces that the next car to come arround the corner will be a blue ford fiesta. Sure enough it is.
"Next" he says "it will be a yellow Saab followed by a blue bmw."
Again the mans right.
"Now it’ll be a car transporter with a crushed orange ford escort, a blue corsa, and a black Freelander"
Again he’s spot on.
Andrew him asks him how he knew all this before it happened?
"Well" he says" I’m precognative, I can see the future"
"Cor, can you teach me to see the future?" asks Andrew
"Sure no problems just come with me back to my flat"
At the mans flat he gets Andrew to put a blindfold on then touch his toes. As Andrew is touching his toes, WHACK! the man slaps 2 pairs of hand cuffs on him, cuffing each wrist to an ankle. He then reaches round and pulls his trousers and boxer shorts down.
"Your going to buttf*ck me now aren’t you?" Asks Andrew
"SEE!" replies the man "Its working already!!"
Andrew is standing in line at a bus stop with the bloke in front announces that the next car to come arround the corner will be a blue ford fiesta. Sure enough it is.
"Next" he says "it will be a yellow Saab followed by a blue bmw."
Again the mans right.
"Now it’ll be a car transporter with a crushed orange ford escort, a blue corsa, and a black Freelander"
Again he’s spot on.
Andrew him asks him how he knew all this before it happened?
"Well" he says" I’m precognative, I can see the future"
"Cor, can you teach me to see the future?" asks Andrew
"Sure no problems just come with me back to my flat"
At the mans flat he gets Andrew to put a blindfold on then touch his toes. As Andrew is touching his toes, WHACK! the man slaps 2 pairs of hand cuffs on him, cuffing each wrist to an ankle. He then reaches round and pulls his trousers and boxer shorts down.
"Your going to buttf*ck me now aren’t you?" Asks Andrew
"SEE!" replies the man "Its working already!!"