Well, I wouldn't exactly call it funny, but it was entertaining.
I was driving my mother's car (like every cool person does
), driving along dirt roads, going the speed limit (50 km/h), and there was a semi-hidden driveway. Me, being unfamiliar with the road, noticed 2 people standing by the side of the road. One was weed whacking, the other was standing there with 2 dogs.
So, I was driving, thinking that, for some reason, the dogs were well-trained. It turns out I was wrong. They break free of their owner, and dash towards the car. I think they wanted to die or something. Makes me wonder whether the owners were fit to take care of those animals. They weren't small dogs either.
So, they come dashing towards the car like 2 bats out of hell, and stop, right in front of the car. I hit the brakes (anti-lock brakes), narrowly missing the first dog. The second dog saw what had just transpired, and thought "fuck this... let him get hit."
So, the second dog stops, the first one is almost transformed into road kill. Lucky for my lightning-like (yea, right) reflexes, I was able to spare the lives of both those animals. The owner was pretty pissed off, though.
I turned around, because it appeared the road came to a dead end. When I passed them again, I heard hear yell "Slow the FUCK DOWN!" The funny thing is, I even had both my windows closed. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw her throw something at the car. Nothing hit, though, or I woulda gone back and personally kicked her ass.
I was driving my mother's car (like every cool person does
), driving along dirt roads, going the speed limit (50 km/h), and there was a semi-hidden driveway. Me, being unfamiliar with the road, noticed 2 people standing by the side of the road. One was weed whacking, the other was standing there with 2 dogs.So, I was driving, thinking that, for some reason, the dogs were well-trained. It turns out I was wrong. They break free of their owner, and dash towards the car. I think they wanted to die or something. Makes me wonder whether the owners were fit to take care of those animals. They weren't small dogs either.
So, they come dashing towards the car like 2 bats out of hell, and stop, right in front of the car. I hit the brakes (anti-lock brakes), narrowly missing the first dog. The second dog saw what had just transpired, and thought "fuck this... let him get hit."
So, the second dog stops, the first one is almost transformed into road kill. Lucky for my lightning-like (yea, right) reflexes, I was able to spare the lives of both those animals. The owner was pretty pissed off, though.
I turned around, because it appeared the road came to a dead end. When I passed them again, I heard hear yell "Slow the FUCK DOWN!" The funny thing is, I even had both my windows closed. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw her throw something at the car. Nothing hit, though, or I woulda gone back and personally kicked her ass.
