A blonde paints a porch?

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DOMINIQUE78

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I laughed when I read this and decided to share it with YA! family.

A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

"How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
 
hahaha that was cute, but i got a better one and it's dirty too


A guy picks up a blonde hooker and takes her home.
When he's done screwing her brains out (haha what brains) he decides he's thirsty and goes downstairs for a drink. He looks in the fridge and decides he wants a glass of milk, at the same time he realizes that his dick is still hot so he puts it in the glass of milk. At that very second the blonde turns the corner and exclaims "Oh! I wondered how you refilled those!"

hahaha priceless.
 
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