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mark j (3)
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A bloke walks into the roughest pub in town, with a crocodile on a big chain in one hand, and a baseball bat in the other. He walks up to the barman and orders a pint of larger, then he unzips his pants and takes his knob out opens the crododiles mouth and puts his knob in it, takes the bat and wacks the crocodile on the head hard as he can. For about two minutes the crocdies mouth just claps with the blokes knob inside it, then he opens the crocodies mouth and takes his knob out theres not a mark on it. The bloke turns round to the locals and says to them the next person to do that i will give them £500. The whole pub is stuned, for about five minutes then out of a little old lady walks over to the bloke and says i will do it but just don't hit me on the head so hard.