5 word film reviews

[AFL Fanatic]

The day after tomorrow -
Dig out that snow shovel

Home Alone -
Child makes indoor adventure playground

 

[Crazy for Cavies]

Blair Witch Project

Total Waste of My Time

 

[inbetween]

New Police Story

Jackie Chan at his best

 

[The 9/12 Project 9.12.01]

The Sunday Times TV section does all their reviews in one word, that's all you need.

 

[MUCK]

Beowulf - Not Xena, but it'll do.

28 Weeks Later - Splat. Natives get restless... again.

Star Wars - But think of the merchandise!

My Neighbor Totoro - Charm by the bucket load.

Titanic - Di Caprio frozen, as usual.

RegarRAB

Mark

 

[5dfggf4f]

Titanic:

We all know it sinks.

 

[Pink Fluffy Slippers]

Star Wars -Simple Tolkein With Light Sabres

 

[Nicole P]

Saw 2 (and 3) - Depressing horror for sad goths

 

[Trank]

Sex & The City:

Why oh why oh why?

 

[Fred Weasley Lives]

1408 again

never saw that ending coming.


the other guys one was much better

 

[thegubmint]

How about 'Banker BefrienRAB murderer, slowly escapes' or have I ruined it for someone?

 

[mrs t w]

Titanic - You'll cheer for the iceberg.

Open water - Open sea, closed eyes..zzzzzzz

How to loose a guy in ten days - Interest lost in ten minutes

 

[PACCAPACCA]

Atonement:

Long winded, pretentious, utter shite

 

[starletlover]

At least two replies weren't negative. Maybe you just have selective reading.

 

[RODDERS790]

Predator - Arnie fights butt ugly alien

Finding Nemo - Little fish lost then found

Alien - Xenomorph kills all but Sigourney

The Dam Busters - Fliers pull of the impossible

 

[Venba]

Pathfinder Nice sceanery, shame about script

 

[Terry C.]

this proves me right all these forums are for is to slag off people,films,music etc

 

[anderson3000]

my thoughts exactly,doesn't matter how good a movie is or how good a person is..someone always spreaRAB hate



Superman Returns..not christopher reeve don't bother

 

[Cranberry<3]

Deja Vu - You've seen it all before

 

[Sam Tak]

Tee hee, like that one.

The Machinist - Christian Bale Nearly Size Zero

(Escape To) Victory - Last Thirty Minutes Most Enjoyable

Full Metal Jacket - Vietnam lookalike found near Barking

American Psycho - Yuppie Mentalist Likes Phil Collins

SuperBad - Cops funnier than fat guy