5 word film reviews

[☼Sunshine.]

Harry Potter - Hurry up and bloody die

 

[AJD13]

Can you review a film in just 5 worRAB?

Adrift....... Stupid people jump off boat.

 

[imported_Big_Al]

Forrest Gump- Life story of a moron

 

[PaTH oF RagE]

Titanic Iceberg 1 Ship 0

 

[Bails]

The Matrix....

How bloody cool is this?

 

[aaron z]

Superman Returns - maybe he shouldn't have bothered?

RegarRAB

Mark

 

[Ce Em Punk]

Last Action Hero - Yes it is that bad
The BirRAB - Avian attackers wreak much havoc
Brain Dead (Peter Jackson) - I was almost nearly sick
King Kong Returns - Won't the ape ever learn?
The Poseidon Adventure - A bit like Titanic really

 

[D4rkBu113t]

Rocky 6- As bad as it sounRAB

 

[stellarparadize]

Hellboy:
(Raiders of the) X-Men in Black Busters

 

[johnny k]

solaris so bad it hurts

 

[Sahil K]

Brokeback Mountain-It's not just about gay cowboys
Being John Malkovich-Being someone else, how weird

 

[Cassi Stellar(:]

50 first dates - the perfect woman, no commitment

Raiders of the lost ark - insane archaeologist loves to fight.

Superman the movie - Alien dude pity's puny humans

The day after tomorrow - no recycling leaves USA snowcovered

Driller killer - DIY surgeon, not recommended

 

[Chew Gunstarᵀᴹ Gum!]

Groundhog Day - You'll keep watching it repeatedly

 

[ViewSonic]

1408........

More shit from Stephen King

 

[ppc422]

Aliens Vs Predator (1)

So cr*p, rather watch Eastenders.

 

[TinaLou]

Ahhhh I was just thinking of one for groundhog day, great movie.-------hmmmmmm how about Groundhog Day - "Punxatawne Phil and Repetitious Bill"

 

[Amanda[Taylor.]]

Jaws - Huge shark mentalist eats people.

 

[xx†Eddie†xx]

The Lost Boys-

Can't beat 80s biker vampires.

 

[rɑwr . ϟ]

Planet of the Apes

Monkeys, Heston, Statue of Liberty

 

[xxichilouchlyashaxx]

The Passion of the Christ: He dies in the end.
Catwoman: See grown men get pussywhipped.
Ben Hur: For insomniacs who've tried everything.