1. A panda bear walks into a restaraunt, and orders some food. After he gets the food he eats it and shoots the waitor. Then he gets up and walks out. A man at the door said, "Why did you do that??!!" the panda said, "look it up in the dictionary."
So the man goes and gets a dictionary and looks up ''panda''
This is what it says:
Pan-da (noun)
eats shoots and leaves
2. I love this one!
A girl walks into a bar. Owch.
So the man goes and gets a dictionary and looks up ''panda''
This is what it says:
Pan-da (noun)
eats shoots and leaves
2. I love this one!
A girl walks into a bar. Owch.