Marriage In Heaven
On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car
accident. The couple soon find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they
begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.
This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.
The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months. While
they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in
Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't
work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a
priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
God Speaks to Bill
God appeared in a dream to the Pope, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates. He
told them, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
that I exist. The bad news is that I will end the world in 30 days."
The Pope woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some good
news. The good news is that we were right all along, God exists. The
other good news is that we'll be going to heaven in 30 days."
Bill Clinton woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some
bad news. The good news is that God is on our side. The bad news is
that the world will end in 30 days."
Bill Gates woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some
great news. The good news is that God thinks I'm an important guy. The
great news is that we won't have to attend any more Windows 95/98/NT/XP
complaints."
On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car
accident. The couple soon find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates
waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they
begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know.
This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.
The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months. While
they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in
Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all.
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't
work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a
priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
God Speaks to Bill
God appeared in a dream to the Pope, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates. He
told them, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
that I exist. The bad news is that I will end the world in 30 days."
The Pope woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some good
news. The good news is that we were right all along, God exists. The
other good news is that we'll be going to heaven in 30 days."
Bill Clinton woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some
bad news. The good news is that God is on our side. The bad news is
that the world will end in 30 days."
Bill Gates woke his staff and said, "I have some good news and some
great news. The good news is that God thinks I'm an important guy. The
great news is that we won't have to attend any more Windows 95/98/NT/XP
complaints."