The Secret For a Long Marriage
At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar At the session last week, the Priest asked Chris who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years
Chris replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well I've tried to treat her nice and spend all the money on her, but best of all is, I took her to Italy for our 25th anniversary
The Priest responded, Chris you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary
Chris proudly replied Im gonna go get her
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Two lawyers, Jon and Learner , head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Learner a $50 bet. Learner agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Learner is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Learner secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces.
''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?''
''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!''
''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!'' Arent Lawyers Great
At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar At the session last week, the Priest asked Chris who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years
Chris replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well I've tried to treat her nice and spend all the money on her, but best of all is, I took her to Italy for our 25th anniversary
The Priest responded, Chris you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary
Chris proudly replied Im gonna go get her
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Two lawyers, Jon and Learner , head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Learner a $50 bet. Learner agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Learner is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Learner secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces.
''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?''
''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!''
''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!'' Arent Lawyers Great