151 Hangover and stomach flus

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shakiliah.lt15

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I haven't eaten until just now for nearly 36 hours. Started with a hella hangover and progressed to the flu. At one point, it was 3 am, and I had been puking bile for oh, a full day, and my body starts going completely numb.

Completely. Numb.

I could barely stand. I couldn't FEEL my heart beating because I was numb, but I didn't think about it, and I started to freak. I mean, I really thought something was terribly wrong.

Anyways I stayed numb like that until the morning, and I figured it was just zero sugar in my system. So I finally held something down and I feel so much better.

But these past three days. Fucking suck. Fucking drinking.

Spring break. Great fun....
 
Ok, stomach flu ftl. There's nothing you can really take for that.

By the by, if anyone ever suggests that you take antibiotics, under any circumstance, kick them in the biscuit.

For hangovers, there is only one remedy that I know of and it is a two-part process, as follows:

1) A little of the hair of the dog that bit you. If that's not available (or desirable) a nice stiff Bloody Mary usually does the trick.

2) Very important, the greasiest greasy breakfast you can get your hands on. This is where 'Greasy Spoons" that you would normally cross the street to avoid become your best friend.



Holy Way Off Topic, 53V3N.

Yeah I know.
 
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